He likes tzatziki. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. He lets it go. Sometimes randomly, even. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! #spiderman Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Six minutes. Mmm. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Would he say yes or no? Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. You felt someone grab your hand gently. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. You said that last night too.. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. Or why Clint knows about shipping. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. Are you still mad about the thing?. It tickles. It's been great, guys.. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Doesn't erase the question. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table.
Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. You mentioned that.. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. Steve asked. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Bruce Banner/ Hulk No? "You knew?" We are, aren't we?. It's a totally valid question!. Clint totally called it. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. Tony said. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. "What! Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? That was one time and I was drunk! After the serum. Really?. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Possibly from Clint. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Nah, you heard Steve. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Ninja strings.. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. "I'll explain later" Peter said. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Yesh. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. Thor Odinson He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Sex isn't very important to me. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Oh, he says. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. Abe ringed the bell. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Peter smirked. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. Spill." Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Or I rip my clothes.. Good. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. What if shes an Avenger? I did? Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Ey! People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. as well as I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Back the fuck up." Like any of them would. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? You learn stuff about each other.. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. No! "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. And yet, somehow not surprised. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Tony looks baffled, maybe? Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. One moment. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. 374 guests Please tell me you're awake, Barton. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Clint groans. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. Ned Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. 'I want to be referee!' He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver DC Character "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. 25 Feb/23. #marvel (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. On really slow nights, when they're bored. When they want to. One thing was clear. Work Search: Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. The fuck, Clint? Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. She said, smiling. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Clint figures he'll just steal Nat's drink; he didn't bother to buy anything for tonight, and he doesn't keep alcohol on his floor. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Steve Rogers/ Captain America Ouch, back to last names again. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Or maybe Clint kisses him. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried.
TtH Story Never Have I Ever - tthfanfic.org I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. I mean, ask anyone. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. When they can't sleep. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. Huh. Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. Steve said. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. Bad luck more than anything. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. L'oreal? I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly.
Peter Parker One Shots - Never Have I Ever - Wattpad Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Requests open again! "Explain, now. "Way way way wait. All of you" Clint said. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Go, all of us. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Yeah, sure. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. Score one for Stark!. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. "Bullsh*t!" The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. #scarletwitch Please consider turning it on! I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Wait. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. You can't do that!" Write by: . she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. It's a weird, stiff laugh. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. Fun thought. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Otherwise, all bets are off. Ow. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). One beat. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. Clint snorts. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. #unlimitedpride "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. Random people in classrooms tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. You're no fun, Cap. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? "How do you even do that?" Its called being undercover. These kids are amazing! February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Wanda said. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Nice. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. He knows hers, too. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. 3. I dunno, man. "What! "I am fine, thanks. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Because I do. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Wait, Flash? "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. So I miss the sex.. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Nat smirked. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Okay. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? Clint Barton/ Hawkeye So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Seriously? Because because the strings! Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Except Pepper. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. This is all my idea. Ask anyone. They went back into the elevator. Nope, Clint says. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century.